Funny Things To Say Watching The World Series Of Poker

Even though it’s not going on right now, we here at Say Funny Things know one absolute truth; The World Series Of Poker will be back, and people will watch it on television, and those people deserve to be made fun of. So join us in our endeavor, won’t you? Or, get mad and leave a comment about it and we’ll make fun of you too!

Funny Things To Say Watching The World Series Of Poker

1. How the fuck is this different than watching people play Go Fish?
2. Looking forward to watching the World Series Of Jigsaw Puzzles later!
3. My God, this is less of a sport than soccer.
4. Honey, you see this? If I ever watch this like I watch the NBA playoffs I want you to put rat poison in my cereal.
5. Confucius say: if it looks like a bunch of douches playing poker on television, it probably IS a bunch of douches playing poker on television.
6. Tough guys battling for a bracelet and bragging about who has the most jewelry on their wrist? Hmmm, that’s a bit like boxers fighting for a handbag! (from @AippleMedia)
7. Looks like the two best things on are this and Kathy Griffin talking about her twat. I’m goin with Kathy.
8. I had a friend who died during a drinking game where you do a shot every time you see a dickhead in a ball cap.
9. The sunglasses serve double duty; one, they help you fake out your opponents, and two, they hide your empty soul!
10. Got a pitch for ESPN, how about: The World Series Of Rednecks Blowing Their Life Savings At The Gambling Boat?
11. Even better: The World Series Of Bingo! I’d Tivo that shit!
12. I’m gonna set up a webcam on the video poker game down at the corner bar and get rich off of people watching it!
13. At least it’s better than Pardon The Interruption.
14. I’d like it more if they used knives.
15. Sit around, drink beer, and tell jokes with my buddies? Now THAT’S my kind of sport.
16. If poker is a real sport now, then I get a workout playing computer solitaire.
17. So the outcome of the game is based purely on luck? Where’s the skill in that?
18. A bunch of people sitting around, doing nothing, talking about inane shit? Are you sure this isn’t Seinfeld?

And just to be clear, we completely support getting drunk and gambling away the kid’s college fund, just don’t make it a TV show…