Funny Things To Say About Justin Bieber

We should really probably add “volume 1″ to the title of this post since there will surely be many, many more things to say about Bieber in the weeks, months, and years to come. And may we give a warm Say Funny Things welcome to the rage filled teenage girls who have come here to defend their hero. Bring it!

Funny Things To Say About Justin Bieber

*The seventies called, was gonna ask for the hair back, then said never mind, keep it…

*Recent quote from an interview: ”We’re just staying ourselves and remaining humble.” Right, because nothing says “humble” like a sixteen year-old in thousand dollar shades partying with Usher. He’s practically a monk.

*Finally, a good role model for young lesbians!

*If you think the songs are good now, wait till he gets to second base!

*A good friend recently referred to Bieber as a “little twit” and I thought to myself: well that’s just…accurate.

*Seriously Bieber, you’re causing little boys to get their asses kicked for getting hair like yours…

*The Jonas Brothers have nothing to worry about. Wait, yes they do.

*Somewhere there’s a daddy Bieber with his head in his hands…

*I wish I had known that the twelve year old lesbian look would turn chicks on back when I was in high school, totally coulda pulled that off…

*Please Justin, for God’s sake, the hair, cut it.

*Also, fuck you for the whole Kim Kardashian thing, you little asshole.

*Hear that? It’s the sound of people who like good music running away…

*I heard the original lyrics to “Baby” were “bottom bottom bottom…”

Funny Things To Say About Justin Bieber

1. The seventies called, was gonna ask for the hair back, then said never mind, keep it…
2. Recent quote from an interview: ”We’re just staying ourselves and remaining humble.” Right, because nothing says “humble” like a sixteen year-old in thousand dollar shades partying with Usher. He’s practically a monk.
3. Interesting statistic: 75% of all Justin Bieber album sales have been to priests.
4. Finally, a good role model for young lesbians!
5. If you think the songs are good now, wait till he gets to second base!
6. A good friend recently referred to Bieber as a “little twit” and I thought to myself: well that’s just…accurate.
7. Seriously Bieber, you’re causing little boys to get their asses kicked for getting hair like yours…
8. The Jonas Brothers have nothing to worry about. Wait, yes they do.
9. Somewhere there’s a daddy Bieber with his head in his hands…
10. I wish I had known that the twelve year old lesbian look would turn chicks on back when I was in high school, totally coulda pulled that off…
11. Turn that shit off, I thought you said Beaver Fever…
12. Fuck you for the whole cutesy flirting Kim Kardashian thing, you rich little asshole.
13. Hear that? It’s the sound of people who like good music running away…
14. I heard the original lyrics to “Baby” were “bottom bottom bottom…”
15. Please Justin, for God’s sake, the hair, cut it.

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Also (this applies to Giggles only and does not reflect opinions of the rest of the staff and management at Say Funny Things): I am here to willingly admit that I think One Time is a dope ass song, and that Biebs has swagger. He will go far in the pop world, but we are equal opportunity haters, and will continue to make fun of, well, everything.